Herbert Aldous Hemlock

Herbert Aldous Hemlock

1821  ·  1889  ·  Eternal Springs, Indiana
Died under mysterious circumstances  ·  Service to proceed

Herbert Aldous Hemlock served the dead of Eternal Springs for forty years as founder and proprietor of Hemlock & Hemlock Funeral Services. A man of routine and quiet habit, he was known to enjoy chess, shortbread, and the company of his own thoughts. Never married, never widowed. He is survived by Herbie Hemlock, whom he referred to as his nephew.

ServiceOpen to the Public
Location123 Main Street, Eternal Springs, Indiana
FlowersIn lieu of gifts, the family welcomes floral arrangements.
CasketClosed. At the family's request.
Those in attendance  ↓
Those in Attendance
Each arrived with their own reasons. Not all of those reasons concern grief.
Herbert Aldous Hemlock
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Herbert Aldous Hemlock
Proprietor

Founder and proprietor of Hemlock & Hemlock Funeral Services. For more than forty years, Herbert tends to the dead of Eternal Springs—and keeps the confidences of the living.

Herbie Hemlock
II
Herbie Hemlock
The Nephew

Herbert's long-absent nephew, who arrives in Eternal Springs three years ago and quickly settles into the Hemlock household. He now assists with family and estate matters, though few in town know much about his life before returning.

Alfred Prentice
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Alfred Prentice
Assistant

The steady hand behind Hemlock & Hemlock. Alfred begins working at the mortuary at eighteen and now manages much of its daily operation, earning a reputation for discretion, devotion, and an almost encyclopedic knowledge of the building.

Sara Calvert
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Sara Calvert
Former Acquaintance

A quiet resident of a neighboring county who seldom visits Eternal Springs. Those who remember her know that she and Herbert share a history neither discusses openly.

Naomi Calvert
IV
Naomi Calvert
Guest

Sara's daughter, visiting Eternal Springs at her mother's request. She has little connection to the town herself, but arrives determined to understand why Herbert Hemlock still occupies so much space in her mother's life.

Dick Braverman
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Dick Braverman
Retired Police Chief

Eternal Springs' former police chief and one of its most familiar public figures. Though retired, Dick still notices what others overlook—and rarely accepts an incomplete explanation.

George Shreveport
VI
George Shreveport
Businessman

A prominent local businessman with deep roots in Eternal Springs. George keeps a close eye on town affairs, especially when property, influence, or the future of Main Street is involved.

Lorraine Shreveport
VII
Lorraine Shreveport
Townsperson

A lifelong resident of Eternal Springs and an active presence in its social circles. Lorraine remembers old alliances, old grievances, and details most people assume the town has forgotten.

Lawrence Livewright
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Lawrence Livewright
Priest & Notary Public

A part-time priest, licensed notary, and dependable fixture of community life. Lawrence performs weddings, funerals, and official duties throughout Eternal Springs, often serving wherever ceremony and paperwork meet.

Lurleen Lovetree
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Lurleen Lovetree
Developer & Mayoral Candidate

A local developer and candidate for mayor of Eternal Springs. Lurleen is energetic, ambitious, and eager to reshape Main Street—particularly when a neglected property presents itself as an opportunity.

Kelly Green
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Kelly Green
Town Fixture

A lifelong Eternal Springs local from one of the town's oldest families. Kelly is known for spending more time at the bar than anywhere else, but his family name—and generally harmless nature—means people usually let him stick around.

Tammy Purifoy
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Tammy Purifoy
Uninvited Guest

A stranger to most of Eternal Springs—or at least someone no one readily admits to knowing. She appears without invitation and stands apart from the other mourners, dressed in white where everyone else wears black.

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Exquisite Corpse — High-Level Host Guide

Players: 11 guest roles  |  Length: Approximately 3 hours  |  Setting: The funeral of Herbert Hemlock at Hemlock & Hemlock  |  Primary plant: Alfred Prentice

Host role: Control the environment, release the major beats, and coordinate with Alfred to maintain pacing.

Food and atmosphere: A charcuterie-style buffet is available during the pre-service gathering. The funeral dessert buffet opens at the beginning of Act II. Ideally, a live musician performs subdued or period-appropriate music as guests arrive.


1. The Mystery at a Glance

What the guests believe at the beginning

Herbert Hemlock was murdered under suspicious circumstances. His funeral is closed-casket because of the alleged condition of his remains. Everyone attending has a possible motive, secret, or connection to Herbert. The initial question is: Who murdered Herbert Hemlock?

What is actually true

  • Herbert is alive.
  • He has staged his death and used Herbie's expectation of inheriting Hemlock & Hemlock to ensure that his funeral instructions are followed.
  • Herbert has spent years constructing an "exquisite corpse" in the image of a lost love, using selected remains taken from previous victims.
  • Tammy Purifoy is one of those victims. Herbert took one of her eyes for the creation.
  • Naomi Calvert was brought to the funeral because she possesses the final physical resemblance Herbert needs.
  • During Act II, Herbie learns the full nature of Herbert's plan and receives an additional instruction involving Naomi.

The final mystery question

Why did Herbert Hemlock stage his death, why was Naomi Calvert brought to the funeral, and who enabled Herbert's plan?

The final answer

Herbert staged his death to gather the necessary people at Hemlock & Hemlock and complete his exquisite corpse. Herbie followed Herbert's unusual funeral and estate instructions because he expected to inherit the property. During the investigation, Herbie discovers that Naomi has been selected as the final component of Herbert's creation.


2. The Fixed Story Beats

The game must reach the following moments:

  • Guests gather at Hemlock & Hemlock before the formal service.
  • Alfred commences Herbert's funeral.
  • Alfred reads his prepared eulogy.
  • Guests deliver ad hoc eulogies.
  • Lawrence Livewright prepares to administer the last rites.
  • Sara interrupts the last rites and attempts her corpse-reviver ritual.
  • Sara opens the casket.
  • The casket is empty.
  • The lights go out.
  • An auditory crescendo signals the transition.
  • Tammy's light appears and guides the group into Act II.
  • Act II envelopes are distributed.
  • Naomi and Herbie independently enter the records room.
  • The records-room door locks behind them.
  • The group discovers that Naomi and Herbie are trapped.
  • Tammy proposes a séance.
  • The group moves into the adjacent preparation room.
  • Alfred objects to the séance, exits, and drops his keys.
  • Act III envelopes are distributed.
  • The séance provides the records-room combination.
  • Naomi and Herbie are freed.
  • Dick Braverman presents his findings.
  • Evidence from the records room overturns the assumption that Herbert is dead.
  • Alfred's dropped key opens a concealed section of the preparation room.
  • The exquisite corpse is revealed.
  • Tammy recognizes and attempts to reclaim her eye.
  • Herbert appears alive.
  • Guests make their final accusations.

3. The Three Acts

Pre-Service Gathering

Allow guests to settle into Eternal Springs, establish relationships, explore the funeral setting, and notice contextual details before the formal ceremony begins.

Required Beat
Guests arrive at Hemlock & Hemlock for Herbert's funeral.
Everyone wears black except Tammy Purifoy, who wears white.
A charcuterie-style buffet is available.
A live musician ideally performs subdued or period-appropriate music.
Guests eat, circulate, interact in character, and explore the permitted areas.
Alfred welcomes mourners individually.
Alfred eventually calls the room to order and commences the formal service.

Act I — The Empty Casket

Central question: Who murdered Herbert Hemlock?

Required Beat
Alfred opens the formal funeral service.
Alfred explains that the casket is to remain closed and that certain areas are restricted.
Alfred reads his prepared eulogy. The physical copy remains in the environment and becomes relevant later.
Guests are invited to deliver ad hoc eulogies establishing different and often contradictory impressions of Herbert.
Near the end of the service, Lawrence Livewright approaches the casket to administer the last rites.
Before beginning, Lawrence asks whether anyone has anything further to say.
The finality overwhelms Sara. She becomes convinced her corpse-reviver spell will work.
Sara interrupts Lawrence before the last rites can be completed.
Sara approaches and opens the casket.
The casket is empty.
Guests are given time to react.
The lights go out. An auditory crescendo signals that the evening has shifted.
Tammy's light appears and guides the guests toward the Act II setting.

Five-minute transition: Guests move into the Act II area. Funeral dessert buffet opens. Act II envelopes are distributed. Play resumes once everyone has read the new material.

End of act: Guests still believe Herbert may have been murdered but now assume someone removed the body. Two questions: Who killed Herbert? What happened to his body?

Act II — The Investigation

Central question: Who had the motive and opportunity to kill Herbert and conceal his remains?

Required Beat
Guests resume play using their Act II envelopes. The funeral dessert buffet remains open.
Dick Braverman begins organizing the investigation around motive, access, opportunity, and the missing body.
The official account of Herbert's death begins to weaken. Interest in the Hemlock property becomes more prominent.
Herbie becomes concerned that the original deed may be found or challenged. His search leads him toward the records room.
Naomi — bored and disconnected at first — is transformed by the empty casket. Her love of mysteries drives her toward the records room.
Naomi and Herbie reach the records room for separate reasons and enter together.
The records-room door locks behind them.
Herbie receives an additional private objective involving Naomi.
Naomi and Herbie can communicate with the group through the door, wall, vent, or speaking tube.
The main group realizes both characters are missing and locates them inside the locked room.
Ordinary attempts to open the door fail. The lock requires a combination.
Tammy recommends a séance and senses that something Herbert took from her remains nearby.
The group moves into the preparation room directly beside the records room.

Five-minute transition: Guests enter the preparation room. Alfred strongly objects and publicly leaves. Alfred drops his mortuary keys. Alfred's player exits to prepare for the Herbert reveal. Act III envelopes are distributed.

End of act: Naomi and Herbie are trapped but alive. The group must determine how to open the records room and what they have discovered inside.

Act III — The Séance and Final Reveal

Central question: Was Herbert ever murdered, and what was he preparing to do to Naomi?

Required Beat
Tammy anchors the séance inside the preparation room, directly beside the locked records room.
The séance produces the records-room combination.
The records-room door is opened. Naomi and Herbie are freed together.
They emerge with information or materials recovered from the room. They may differ in what they are willing to reveal.
Dick Braverman gathers the guests and summarizes the investigation. His reconstruction may still assume Herbert was murdered.
Evidence recovered from the records room interrupts or overturns that theory.
The investigation shifts: from "Who murdered Herbert?" to "If Herbert is alive, why did he stage his death, and why was Naomi brought here?"
Information from the records room reveals that the preparation room contains a concealed area.
One of Alfred's dropped keys provides access.
The concealed section is opened. The exquisite corpse is revealed.
Tammy recognizes the eye Herbert took from her and attempts to reclaim it.
The masked Herbert appears alive. He confirms enough of his plan for guests to understand: his death was staged, the funeral was part of a larger plan, Herbie's expected inheritance secured his cooperation, and Naomi has a specific role in the final work.
Herbert refers to Alfred as a separate person, then disappears during a lighting or environmental transition.
Alfred may return from another direction.
Guests make their final accusations. The final truth and remaining secrets are revealed during the epilogue.

Final understanding: Herbert was not the murder victim. He is the architect of the evening and the threat hidden at its center.


4. Suggested Three-Hour Run of Show

TimeSegmentHost Priority
0:00–0:20Pre-service gatheringCharcuterie, live music, character interaction, and environmental exploration
0:20–0:40Funeral and eulogiesAlfred commences the ceremony and invites guests to speak
0:40–0:50Last rites and Sara's interruptionLawrence approaches the casket; Sara intervenes
0:50–0:55Empty casket revealAllow the discovery and reactions to land
0:55–1:00Five-minute transitionLights out, auditory crescendo, Tammy's light, movement into Act II
1:00–1:05Act II envelopesOpen the funeral dessert buffet and distribute envelopes
1:05–1:35InvestigationDick frames the inquiry while guests pursue Act II objectives
1:35–1:50Property and records threadHerbie and Naomi are independently drawn toward the records room
1:50–2:00Records-room lock-inNaomi and Herbie become trapped; the group locates them
2:00–2:05Five-minute transitionTammy proposes the séance; group moves to preparation room; Alfred exits
2:05–2:10Act III envelopesGuests privately review their final information
2:10–2:20SéanceTammy guides the group toward the combination
2:20–2:30Naomi and Herbie freedThey emerge with evidence and differing information
2:30–2:40Dick's findingsReconstruct the apparent case
2:40–2:48Investigation reframedEvidence establishes that Herbert may still be alive
2:48–2:55Concealed preparation areaUse Alfred's dropped key
2:55–3:05Exquisite corpse and Herbert revealDeliver the visual and narrative climax
3:05–3:15Accusations and epilogueResolve the mystery
3:15+DebriefReveal secrets, choices, and missed details

The timing is approximate. Allowing an additional 15–20 minutes will prevent the final reveal and accusations from feeling rushed.


5. Alfred Prentice: Primary Plant

Alfred's Character Truth

Alfred genuinely believes Herbert is dead. He does not know: Herbert is alive, Herbert staged his death, Naomi has been selected for Herbert's final work, the exquisite corpse exists, Tammy's eye is part of the creation, or what Herbie learns during Act II.

Alfred has spent years operating Hemlock & Hemlock while Herbert becomes increasingly withdrawn. He is sincere, loyal, pious, and deeply superstitious.

Alfred's Responsibilities

  • Welcome guests during the pre-service gathering
  • Commence the formal ceremony
  • Read the prepared eulogy
  • Invite other guests to speak
  • Establish that the casket must remain closed
  • Support the transition following the empty-casket reveal
  • Help gather the group as the investigation develops
  • Strongly object to the séance
  • Leave before the séance begins
  • Drop the mortuary keys while exiting
  • Change into the masked Herbert

Alfred's Séance Exit

Alfred should express genuine religious and superstitious opposition. He may say something close to: "Whatever answers this house owes us, they should not be demanded from the dead. I will have no part in this." He exits to pray or remove himself from the ritual.


6. Keeping Alfred and Herbert Separate

SafeguardHow
Alfred exits publiclySeveral guests hear Alfred explain that he is leaving because he refuses to participate in the séance
Alfred drops a recognizable possessionHis mortuary keys remain behind in the preparation room
Herbert has a different silhouetteMask, different coat or robe, gloves, altered posture, and different movement
Herbert speaks about AlfredHerbert refers to Alfred by name and in the third person: "Faithful Prentice kept my business alive while I devoted myself to more permanent work."
Herbert's appearance ends with a transitionLighting or environmental change allows Herbert to disappear
Alfred may return afterwardAlfred returns from another direction and reacts as though he did not witness the reveal

7. Key Locations

Funeral Parlor

Used for: the pre-service gathering, the formal funeral, Alfred's eulogy, guest eulogies, Lawrence's attempted last rites, Sara's corpse-reviver intervention, and the empty-casket reveal.

Records Room

Used for: Naomi's investigation, Herbie's search for the deed, their shared confinement, their Act II objectives, and evidence that later undermines the official account of Herbert's death. The room requires a combination to open.

Preparation Room

Located directly beside the records room. Used for: the séance, communication with Naomi and Herbie, Alfred's religious objection and exit, the Act III envelope handoff, and the final concealed-area reveal. The exquisite corpse remains hidden within a locked or curtained section of this room until the climax.


8. Tammy Purifoy's Role

Tammy's Character Truth

Tammy is dead. Herbert removed one of her eyes and used it as part of the exquisite corpse. She has returned to Hemlock & Hemlock because she senses that the missing part of her remains inside the building. Tammy can sense and guide, but she does not initially know the full truth or the exact location of Herbert's creation.

Tammy's Function

  • Arrive dressed in white rather than black
  • Stand visually apart from the other mourners
  • Carry the light used during the Act I transition
  • Sense that Herbert's death is false or incomplete
  • Guide the guests from Act I into Act II
  • Recognize that something taken from her is near the preparation room
  • Recommend the séance
  • Anchor or guide the séance
  • Help the group obtain the records-room combination
  • Recognize her eye when the exquisite corpse is revealed
  • Attempt to reclaim it

9. Dick Braverman's Findings

Dick's Preliminary Findings

  • Herbert was believed to have been murdered.
  • No reliable witness personally verified the body.
  • The funeral was arranged under unusual circumstances.
  • The casket was required to remain closed.
  • Alfred was excluded from procedures he would ordinarily manage.
  • Herbie had a financial interest in the estate.
  • Multiple guests had motives to want Herbert dead.
  • Several people had an interest in the Hemlock property.
  • The removal of the body may have been intended to prevent examination.
  • Naomi and Herbie were both drawn toward Herbert's private records.

Dick may initially conclude: Herbert was murdered and someone removed the body to conceal evidence or protect their claim to the estate.

Evidence recovered from the records room then undermines this theory. The question changes from "Who murdered Herbert?" to "If Herbert is alive, who enabled his plan — and why was Naomi selected?"


10. Recovery Cues

ProblemResponse
Guests do not settle for the ceremonyAlfred calls the room to order and formally commences the service
No one volunteers a eulogyAlfred invites specific mourners to share a memory
Sara hesitates to interveneLawrence announces that he is ready to begin the final rites
Guests do not investigate after the casket revealDick gathers the group and begins establishing motive, access, and opportunity
Naomi does not become involvedHer Act II envelope directly frames the empty casket as a mystery she wants to solve
Herbie does not seek the deedHis Act II envelope makes the threat to the deed and inheritance explicit
No one notices Naomi and Herbie are missingAnother character is directed to locate them, or sound comes from the records room
Guests cannot locate the records roomNaomi or Herbie communicates through the wall, door, or connecting feature
The group tries Alfred's keys on the records roomClarify that the records-room door requires a combination, not a key
No one proposes supernatural assistanceTammy directly recommends the séance
Alfred forgets the keysEnsure the keys are left visibly in the preparation room
The group does not connect the key to the concealed areaA recovered record identifies the same marking found on one of Alfred's keys
Guests accuse too earlyDick gathers everyone for a formal presentation of the evidence
Guests confuse Alfred and HerbertHerbert refers to Alfred by name as a separate person
Tammy does not recognize her objectiveHer Act III material directs her attention to the eye within the exquisite corpse

You arrive in Eternal Springs three years ago after receiving an unexpected letter from your uncle, Herbert Hemlock.

Before then, the two of you have little meaningful relationship. The Hemlocks are not a close family, and Herbert has never shown much interest in maintaining ties with his distant relatives.

His letter changes that.

Herbert explains that he has no children and no intention of allowing Hemlock & Hemlock to pass into the hands of strangers. If you come to Eternal Springs, make yourself useful, and prove that you can be trusted, he will consider making you his heir.

You accept.

Since arriving, you have taken responsibility for Herbert's private correspondence, household matters, legal appointments, and estate planning. Alfred Prentice still manages the mortuary's daily operation, but Herbert increasingly relies on you for personal business he does not wish to share with Alfred.

The town regards you as Herbert's long-absent nephew. You intend to become something more permanent.

Herbert is a difficult man to know.

He can be warm when discussing the Hemlock name and cold when asked about his personal history. He speaks often about legacy, preservation, and the importance of keeping certain things within the family.

During your three years in Eternal Springs, Herbert becomes increasingly private. He restricts access to rooms Alfred once entered freely. He receives unusual deliveries. He spends long periods working alone and gives contradictory explanations about what occupies his time.

You have learned not to ask every question that occurs to you.

Several weeks before his reported death, Herbert begins giving you very specific instructions. He tells you:

  • Who must attend his funeral
  • Which legal documents must be prepared
  • Who should officiate
  • That the casket must remain closed
  • That Alfred must not be involved in identifying the body
  • That Sara and Naomi Calvert must both be present
  • That the estate will become yours only if you follow his directions precisely

You find the instructions unsettling. You follow them anyway.

You have been told that Herbert was murdered under suspicious circumstances. You have not personally seen his body. You did not identify the remains.

The official explanation is that the condition of the body makes viewing inappropriate and requires a closed casket. Herbert's instructions anticipated this almost exactly, which troubles you.

You do not know whether:

  • Herbert expected someone to kill him
  • Herbert arranged portions of his own funeral in advance
  • Someone else is using his instructions
  • The body in the casket is truly Herbert
  • There is something larger occurring that he chose not to explain

You have tried not to examine these possibilities too closely. The documents appear valid. The service is arranged. The estate may soon become yours. For now, that is enough.

Most residents still regard you as an outsider. They know your surname, but they do not know you. Your sudden arrival, growing influence over Herbert, and involvement in the estate have invited suspicion.

You make an effort to appear attentive and respectable. You attend public events when expected. You speak well of Alfred. You avoid discussing the inheritance unless someone else raises it.

You want Eternal Springs to accept that you belong at Hemlock & Hemlock before the documents make it official.

Publicly, you are attending as Herbert's grieving nephew and presumed heir. You helped arrange the service and invited many of the guests according to Herbert's written wishes.

Privately, you need the funeral to proceed without disruption. If the service becomes a scandal, the estate process could be delayed. If the documents are challenged, your inheritance may be threatened. If Alfred discovers how thoroughly Herbert excluded him, he may claim that you manipulated a dying man.

You do not know why Herbert demanded the presence of every guest. You are especially uncertain about Sara and Naomi Calvert. Herbert insisted that both women attend but refused to explain why.

You believe Herbert is probably dead. But you cannot say that with complete confidence.

The details fit together too neatly:

  • His instructions anticipated a closed casket
  • He removed Alfred from the usual process
  • He personally selected the witnesses
  • He tied your inheritance to obedience
  • He ensured that you would be responsible for explaining anything unusual

You suspect Herbert may have known he was in danger. You also suspect that he may have been arranging something far stranger. Until you have proof, you intend to defend the official account.

Alfred Prentice — Alfred has devoted his life to Hemlock & Hemlock and believes loyalty gives him a natural claim to the business. He appears genuinely devastated but may also resent your presumed inheritance.

Sara Calvert — Connected to Herbert's romantic past. Herbert specifically instructs you to invite her. You expect her grief to be emotional and potentially disruptive.

Naomi Calvert — Sara's daughter. Herbert insists Naomi attend but provides no explanation. Her presence seems unusually important for someone Herbert supposedly barely knows.

Tammy Purifoy — You did not invite Tammy. You do not recognize her name. Her white clothing immediately makes her difficult to ignore. Find out who she is.

Dick Braverman — Retired, but he still thinks like a police officer. If anything appears inconsistent, he may begin asking questions no one is prepared to answer.

George & Lorraine Shreveport — Interested in the Hemlock property. You do not know how much they understand about the building or Herbert's private activities.

Lawrence Livewright — You hired Lawrence because Herbert's instructions required a priest and notary. He relies largely on the information you provided. If arrangements are challenged, Lawrence may become nervous.

Lurleen Lovetree — Lurleen wants the property. You may listen to an offer, but you have no intention of surrendering the estate before it legally belongs to you.

Kelly Green — Not on your guest list. An uninvited person wandering through the mortuary is a complication you do not need.

Your priority is to ensure that Herbert's funeral proceeds according to his instructions.

Before the first act concludes, try to:

  • Reinforce the public account that Herbert was murdered
  • Keep the casket closed
  • Prevent Alfred from taking control of the estate discussion
  • Learn what the Shreveports know about the property
  • Determine why Tammy Purifoy is present
  • Observe Sara and Naomi without revealing that Herbert specifically required their attendance
  • Keep the legal documents and funeral arrangements from being challenged
  • Quietly determine whether anyone in the room knows more about Herbert's death than you do

Do not claim to have personally seen Herbert's body.

Do not reveal how precisely Herbert planned the guest list.

Do not mention that your inheritance depends upon following his final instructions.

If someone asks whether you are certain Herbert is dead, you may answer honestly: "I have been given no reason to believe otherwise." That is not quite the same thing as certainty.

Herbie should appear composed, attentive, and prepared. You are not entering Act I as a fully informed conspirator. You are a beneficiary following troubling instructions because doing so serves your interests.

You may interpret Herbie as:

  • Greedy but cautious
  • Loyal but suspicious
  • Willfully blind
  • Frightened of losing the estate
  • Increasingly convinced Herbert has manipulated everyone, including you

When the casket is opened and found empty, your surprise should be genuine. You did not know it would be empty. Your immediate concern is that the funeral — and your inheritance — may collapse.

You do not yet know whether Herbert's body was stolen, whether he planned this, or whether someone else has intervened. Your Act II envelope will answer that question.

Suggested Prop: Bring a pocket watch, document folio, or polished estate key. The host may provide funeral paperwork and a sealed instruction Herbert left in your care.

Your full character dossier will be delivered before the evening begins.